Holy smeg! The Legend Boggy Creek is getting remade!?!?

If your going to remake a favorite cheesey old movie at least throw enough cash at it to look like it was worth the effort to rape my nostalgia. Instead of a creepy documentary style,they opted for a been there done that pretty white kids stalked and slaughtered by a roving monster stichk, you know that old chestnut...The clip I saw of this was terrible! I coulda had a V-8! Sometimes I wish I could unsee some of the stuff I subject myself to! Never more so than now! I refuse to even post a pic from it! Uwe Bol could have done better! I am dreading the day I get news of the Attack of the Killer Tomato's remake/reboot.