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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Smoked salmon flavored Vodka?????? BLEECH!!!!!!

I thought the fruit and nut Pringles were bad enough, but this is going to far! This swill now joins the ranks of Bakon and Russian roasted garlic Vodka already on the market. Who buys this?

Monday, June 28, 2010

Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet!

I'm still on the fence about this one. It is interesting to see a slim Seth Rogen though. From what I've seen of the trailer it's pretty much over the top. An origin story and some rampaging around in the Black Beauty.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

First Smurfs now Trolls the motion picture....God help us!

Any day now I expect an announcement of Snorks the movie from Legendary Pictures. Can My little Pony,Popples,Glow Worm and the Glow Friends,Biscits, and the Munchichis be far behind? You find yourself scratching your head over this and wondering who thought this was a good idea. The hubris behind this project is staggering! Then again we already have projects like Bazooka Joe,View Master, Atari flicks like Missle Command and Asteroids, Battleship,and Candy Land already green lit and in production to look forward to so why not?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Destroy all planets not a legit release from Retro Media?

This is intersting.... You see a point all the other sites sqaucking about this have failed to mention is the fact that this dvd isn't mentioned anywhere on Fred Olen Rays wedsite. It's strictly a on demand made to order from If it were a legit release then why the lack of mention of the new dvd on your  Retromedia wedsite Fred? Did you put 2010 in the title to dodge copyright, you think a commentary by Carl Craig makes your dvd unique? Come on now Fred.

Further more why such a big fuss about about gamera flick? Shout Factory has the Japanese version with English subtitles coming out shortly for wide release. Normally you see this kinda front-back-go action tied to bigtime properties.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

A for real Rock'em Sock'em Robots movie!

A little while ago I wrote about Hugh Jackmans Real Steel robo Boxing flick. Well it seems that there really will be a Rock'em Sock'em Robots movie, done up gladiator style. The blurb goes like so: A Robot who becomes part human and part robot enters a robot gladiator competion. I know that sentence made very little sense to me either. I don't write it, I just pass the info along.

Debbie Gibson and Tiffanny to beat the crap outa each other on SyFy!

Yes you read that correctly. Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are going toe to toe in SyFy's upcoming flick Mega Python versus Gatoroid! I'm in the dark as to just what a Gatoriod is....

SyFy and Ayslum have burned themselves out on these half assed flics and are setting up a site called B-Movie mogul so all of us can pitch ideas for there flicks! Actors, plot lines, what vs what ect... This should be fun. I claim The Clash of Everything from Everything Else!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Micheal Jackson Marusan Thriller vinyl dolls!

I never was a big wacko jacko fan, but these vinyls are definately cool! I need these like I need a hole in my head. Chances I will probably buy them and they will enter the already out of control collection of  crazygroovycool stuff of mine.

Sunday, June 20, 2010


The Ayslum is at again! Due overwhelming demand a sequel to the underwhelming Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus is on its way to a dvd bargin bin near you! oddly this doesn't show on there wed site, but it was on CNN! Like alot of people I'm curious to see just how these two beasties happen to clash against one another given they come from two totally differnt enviorments.

The loons at the Asylum are also giving Moby Dick a go. The poster says the worlds biggest whale against the biggest weapons! I can hardly wait to see there take on Legendary Pictures Godzilla with there in evitable knock off mockbuster flick.

I would have loved to see Sam Arkoff, Ed Wood and the Asylum collaborate! What wild stuff they would have cranked out! But this can never happen. Though I would love a Troma/Asylum collaboration! Wouldn't you?

Friday, June 18, 2010

Rock'um Sock'um Robots the Movie??????

I can't say I'm totally shocked. Actually the title is Real Steel and it stars Hugh Jackman as a washed up boxer who was made obsolete by 8 foot tall 2000 pound robots that attempt to knock each others blocks off in a boxing ring.

Shirtless Kirk body spray.

Do you want to be the stud of the next trekkie convention or your local comic shop ladies man? Then get yourself some of this splashed on and beat the geek girls off with a rolled up copy of Previews! Word is it's extra effective on hotties in green body paint....

Live action Blue Beetle tv show!

Of all the DC characters this is the last one I would have expected to be considered for a live action tv show! So far it's just in the sample pilot stage, but it has to be better than Mercy Reef; the mericfully unpicked up Aquaman pilot from a few years back or the pointless Birds of Prey show. I wonder how long it will be before Marvel starts its airwave assault with 3rd string characters? Mort the Dead Teenager anyone? With vampires and werewolves being the it thing why not Morbius and Werewolf by Night? Marvels been leading the movie and animated movie charge and DC's now picking up the slack in those areas aswell. Now maybe DC will finally get an Ambush Bug tv show of the ground....

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

First offical Smurfs movie pic.

This is really going to be different. Doogie and Smurfs, what a combo....

Badass pics from the new Predators flick!

          If the movies half as good as the pics are then this will be one hell of a wild time at the movies! I really like the rogue mutant Predator with the exposed brain! Exposed brains are the edge in physcological warfare.

Nintendo 3DS.

It was bound to happen people, with 3-D movies all the rage with hollywood execs and 3-d tvs for your home you knew something like this was coming. This little gizmo uses a clever projection of the graphics to mimic a 3-D effect. best of all no freaking glasses! This reminds me alot of the old arcade holoseium from the early 90's.

Bronze age Jaws Japanese gekagi/manga from 1975!

Now this is pretty freaking cool! Movie adaptations of Hollywood blockbusters are fairly common; but rarely are they ever as interesting as this! This is considered to be quite a rarity among collecters, so if you find one for a bargin price don't let it pass you by!

Fruit and Nut pringles!!!! WTF?????

I'm down with new flavors of Pringles but this is a little too out there for my tastes. YUCK!